CocoVonLizenhoffer
Age: 48
Height: 5’ 3''
Occupation: cherry popsicle

Last great book I read
Betty Crocker's Microwave Desserts

My idea of a great date
Eat dinner with chopsticks, watch Police Academy II, rub lotion on my feet, sing Christmas carols and time each other running laps around the coffee table (I'm fast!).

Celebrity I most resemble
Carol Channing

Five items I can’t live without
Remote control, ice cream, tennis shoes, glasses and love


Favorite movie sex scene
Sex Party 4

Why you should get to know me
Honey, I will make your toes tingle and your mind soar. I will read you poetry in the bathtub. I will kiss your fingers while you type. I will drink the wine of your kisses. I will mop your floor with my love. I will bake your bacon and fry your baloney. I will sleep in your bed very quietly.

What I’m looking for
My lover will have dark hair and dark eyes, long legs, wide thighs, a butt bigger than mine (that's not easy!), good feet, smart, strong enough to lift the toaster, a refrigerator full of butter, plenty of aerobics videotapes, scotch tape, a bus pass or a bicycle (we have to be able to get around!), and love. Reggae music.